A 40 Day Resolution

I've decided to make a 40 day resolution for myself. This is a resolution I believe will offer me a good chance of holding onto certain good habits as long as I can hold onto them continuously for 40 days. Today is day 0 as I've broken it already. It will last from Tuesday May 13 to Sat. June 20th.

• I should hold to a schedule which I should always set for at least several hours ahead.
• I can not so much as touch my penis, not to mention masturbate.
• I can't look at porn of any kind.
• I can not surf the web unless it's in my schedule.
• I can not take naps, which never have good results.
• I can generally only check my e-mail once a day, barring extenuating circumstances.
• I can not randomly watch tv, unless it is scheduled.
• Always stay positive.
• When in doubt, always err on the safe side.
• Anything scheduled in advance receives exemption from the above guidelines.
  

I'm embarassed to say how many times I've made such a resolution and failed. This time, I hope things turn out differently. I hope my audience will help me through this. I want to show that I can be more than people expect me to be.