Man, I get uncontrollably turned on really easily. After watching an episode of Charlie Brown, I briefly turned on a video called Kama-sutra to simulate those positions. It was carefully shot so that neither the penis nor the vagina is shown. Anyway, I'm okay now. My erection went away. And I didn't do anything illegal. I just have to be more careful. I need to keep that bad stuff away.

Further, I need to spend less time on the internet. A lot of what I learned on the internet, I really want to unlearn. [I just started playing with myself to a fantasy about a girl I think I could have shagged.] I learned that there are some sick people out there. I don't want to type these things out here because I want to forget them. I just need to learn to control my use of the internet. It's dangerous. I don't have to walk to the wrong neighborhood. I don't have to open some magazine or some book or rent some video. It's all right there at the click of a button. Each website is as accessible as the last. This accessibility is a great tool and an even greater vice.

What did you expect?